M is for Momface, Mama and Marie.
O is for OhBoy, OhNo, Oh Brother and Otha Motha.
T is for Turkey, Treats, Trouble maker, and thank you so much.
H is for Hairbrush-you know, the one you beat me with. :-)
E is for Eggplant Suit and everything-which is what you are to me.
R is for Rowdy, Rambunctious, Respected, Revered, and Retarded (which is what your kids are.)
Mom-I could have written something tender and touching and completely unlike me, but who are we kidding? I am no good at that. Thank you for being the best mom anyone could ever have. I love you more than I can say. (even though you did beat me with a hairbrush...)
To all the rest of the moms: (including mine...) Thank you for your timeless devotion and selfless actions.